via future-x:

Behold, the first ever sketch of Stefon! (Ben Affleck, s34e07)

[NBC: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE]

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All is well in the world now that Conan O’Brien has returned to the late night talkshow racket. In a meeting TBS’ Standards and Practices representative, Conan seeks to understand what he is able to get away with on the air, now that he is on cable television.

In a related story, I have just finished purchasing my brother’s Christmas gift.
It’s a Tokyo Sandblaster T-shirt: a name for a sexual position too filthy to be explained…

[TEAM COCO]

[ONTD]

via thedailywhat:

Legendary Canadian thespian Gordon Pinsent reads excerpts from Justin Bieber’s recently-published memoir, First Step 2 Forever: My Story, for This Hour Has 22 Minutes.

[CBC: This Hour has 22 Minutes]

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Have you ever experienced an acid trip?
Now you don’t have to… watch this!

via thedailywhat

[YOUTUBE: “LOVE & THEFT”]

…”What the what??!?

[VIDEOGUM]

thedailywhat:

“Mothers, hide your daughters: Bangs is on Facebook, poking anything with a pulse.”

Ron Burgundy’s Mic-check

- “How Now Brown Cow….”
- “The arsonist has oddly shaped feet…”
- “The human torch was denied a bank loan…”

1-900-ok-FACE

[NBC: 30 Rock]

I have no clue what the eff this means, but I may have just made a mess of myself piss-laughing.

[via thedailywhat]

On March 22nd, Jen Kirkman drank two bottles of wine and then discussed a historical event. It was later reenacted by famous actors (Will Ferrell, Don Cheadle, Zooey Deschanel…).

[Funny or Die]

Classic T.

Presenting: a video clip emailed to my mother a few Mays ago (with love from her cheap-ass daughter) when I couldn’t afford the trip home for Mother’s Day.

“Treat her right, treat your mother right.”

…or, at least make her a card for Mother’s Day.